unfit applicant

your ad

tiny newsprint

blackens fingers

rustling thumb to thumb

in desperation

announcement of welcome

with open arms

resume sent

laying life

and skills bare

my worth

negotiable


you call

asking for a date

my compliance

time set

your convenience

punctual

well dressed

smarts on sleeve

my own pen

papers inches thick

agreements signed

before my presence

can be acknowledged


information

you withhold

in fear of

stolen identity

required to assume

you are not

a thief

social security

date of birth

pint of blood

now you speak

questions honestly

answered


you are sorry

my time wasted

company policy

dwi twenty-five

years ago

heinous misdemeanor

forbids reception

customers can't

be greeted

by my kind


politely smile

and understand

friendly conversation

stricken with

politics

proud announcement

of your straight

republican

ticket


foolish conservative

laughter erupts

behind elevator doors

how proudly

you accept

same heinous

misdemeanor

from your head

of state

perhaps you are

not worthy

of phones

at all