there's a guy that lives next door
he must smoke a pack or more
he doesn't know that we can breathe it
it's so thick that he can't see it
how i wish we'd get a house
where we could breath without the louse
i quit smoking years ago
but here i'm sitting breathing gore
had i known how bad i stunk
i would have packed them in the trunk
and savored fresh air sooner stored
unlike my neighbor's smoking more.